The Elixir Haus

Pizza Counter

It's a buzz kill when you realize you have to order pizza
for a party of hungry gluttons. 

In a convergence of cutting-edge technology and couch potato engineering, this First World dilemma has been made obsolete. We masterminded a free Pizza Counter app for the iPhone. After years of ordering the wrong amount of pizza for team members slaving away at the grind, we’ve devised a math formula.

How it works

Users select the number of hungry people and the seemingly magical app calculates the number of pizzas to order.

Once the magic has been fully comprehended, users can then click to call the their favorite parlor from a list of nearby establishments. The list is driven by Yelp and your device's geo location services.

The calculation is a "Golden Ratio" based on a number of pizza eating factors. Since users could potentially be feeding a room of finicky ballerinas or hungry quarterbacks, the app allows the appetite of the crowd to be selected. Users choose icons that represent hunger levels: from a peckish little chickadee, to your average humanoid, to a madly charging T-Rex. There's also an option to set a pie size restriction for pizzerias that think less is more.

Pizza Counter App
  • Apple App Store
  • Some claim this may be a game changer,
    others say it's the apotheosis of Western civilization.
    We say it's just an app you can count on!